Sunday, January 29, 2006

Your Daily Forecast


Dear HARTLEY,

Here is today's forecast for Cancer - Monday, January 30, 2006

The things we don't understand aren't always as mysterious as they
seem. Often, people with specialised knowledge will deliberately
obfuscate to create an air of authority. Sometimes, they don't do it
on purpose but simply because their talent is not in communication.
Even when they are trying to say something simple, they make it sound
complicated. This week, you can cut a path through a jungle of jargon
if you persevere. A saving of money is the smallest advantage such an
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Jonathan's Thought for the Day.

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that he receives his information from the inhabitants of the world
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