Sunday, March 12, 2006

Your Daily Forecast


Here is today's forecast for Cancer - Monday, March 13, 2006

It is hard to know exactly where the source of the current problem
lies. Every time you think you have worked out what's wrong, you
realise that you have not seen the full picture. This has led you to
suspect that the picture is much broader and much bigger - and
potentially much more menacing. Actually, though, you have a Wizard of
Oz situation going on. A little man with a big megaphone. A small item
casting a large shadow. Soon, the intense Full Moon will pass and you
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Jonathan's Thought for the Day.

<end/><thought>Dear Jonathan,<br>Ice caps are melting, rivers are
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can you possibly say there's no threat to our future?<br>Alison<p>Dear
Alison.<br>I have never said there is no threat. It's just that
currently, while some people are desperately concerned, others are
cheerfully oblivious. There is still time to limit the damage if only
enough people will quickly wake up to the severity of the problem. I
predict that soon more of us will start worrying... at which point we
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