Sunday, January 08, 2006

Your Daily Forecast


Dear HARTLEY,

Here is today's forecast for Cancer - Monday, January 9, 2006

It's getting better every day. No, really, it is. It's just that,
well, that's a bit like saying that you are getting closer to your
destination with every step. Comforting, until you realise that you
still have several hundred miles to go, and that walking there will
take ages. Then again, at least, if you are walking you are on the
road. That puts you in the best possible position from which you can
hitch a ride or catch a bus. No matter how slow progress seems to be
this year, so far, it will speed up dramatically soon.<end/>
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Jonathan's Thought for the Day.

<end/>Do you want to know the secrets of the future? You can find out,
right now, what's ahead for you. Just download a personal chart based
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NOW.</a><p><thought>I don't wear sandals but I do have a beard and,
back in the days when I had political beliefs, I liked the Liberals. I
have since learned though, that opinions are the enemy of objectivity.
When astrologers have preferences, their predictions are prejudiced.
As there is a slight risk that past affinities could still be
colouring my judgement, I shall refrain today from naming the
replacement for Britain's Liberal-Democrat leader Charles Kennedy. I
shall simply inform you that Mark Oaten is a Piscean, Simon Hughes is
a Taurean, Susan Kramer is a Cancerian and the chap with the
unpronounceable name is a Gemini.<br>Explanatory note;<br>The
'Liberals' are the third largest party in the British Parliament.
Their leader has just resigned after coming clean about his problems
with alcohol addiction. To stop them winning too many votes, the UK's
two larger political parties tradtionally perpetuate the myth that
male Liberal party supporters all sport beards and wear sandals. And
if you're wondering for how long your astrologer has had a beard, the
answer is 'a while', though he has only just gotten round to changing
his photograph. If you're still seeing a beardless picture on this
page, try fiddling with the settings on your browser to make it
'refresh your cache'. Or, if that sounds far too technical, get out a
felt tip pen and draw some little whiskers onto the computer screen
around my face! </thought><p><b><font 'arial,helvetica'
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