Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Your Daily Forecast


Dear HARTLEY,

Here is today's forecast for Cancer - Thursday, September 15, 2005

Pioneers are only ever popular when they have proved their point.
While they are only suggesting an innovation, they tend to be thought
of as idiots or troublemakers. We subject them to criticism and
ridicule. We wait eagerly for them to fall flat on their face. If,
finally, they prove that they were right all along, we just shrug our
shoulders, figure that they got lucky somehow, and emulate their
example as if we had been following it all our lives. There is
something you now need to pioneer. Don't expect support, do expect
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Jonathan's Thought for the Day.

<end/><thought>In January this year, NASA fired a rocket into space.
As planned, it collided with a comet on July 4. We still don't know
whether this has nudged the comet into a new orbit. A Russian
astrologer called Marina Bai wants the Americans to stop treating the
solar system like a giant pinball machine, and is suing them for
disrupting the cosmos. The hearing finally started in Moscow
yesterday. She won't win it. But she has my
support.</thought><p><b><font 'arial,helvetica' size=-1>Are people
born under the same sign alike in every way? Of course not! They just
share some similar traits. We are all unique individuals and our full
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