July 4 - Your Daily Forecast

Dear HARTLEY,

Here is today's forecast for Cancer - Monday, July 4, 2005

Of course life is a carnival. Just look at all the litter on the
streets - and the amount of booze for sale everywhere. Or course life
is a circus. Why it's absolutely full of clowns. And of course too,
life is a bowl of cherries. Tiny, shiny pieces of promise; some of
which are sweet, many of which are sour and all of which contain
indigestible stones. You have had, lately, a bittersweet relationship
with life. But by and large, the bitter bit is over. It's time now for
some sweet stuff. It starts any day now.